Hello Joe:
You have been elected to a committee for raising 5 million dollars to place
a statue of Bill Clinton in the Hall of Fame in Washington, D.C. The main
order of business is the exact location for the statue.
It would not be wise to place it beside the statue of George Washington,
who never told a lie., nor beside the statue of Jesse Jackson, who never told
the truth, because Bill Clinton cannot tell the difference.
The statue could be placed beside that of Christopher Columbus, the
greatest Democrat of all. He left not knowing where he was going, did not know
where he was when he got there, returned not knowing where he had been, and
did it all on borrowed money.
Over 5000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up
your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised
Land."
Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light
up a Camel: this is the Promised Land."
Now Bill Clinton has stole your shovels, kicked your asses, raised the
taxes on Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land.
Bill Clinton - - Hall of Flame
