New Dog Cross Breeds

The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

Collie + Lhasa Apso
> Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow
> Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter
> Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
> Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
> Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
> Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
> Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
> Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
> Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
> Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer
> Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute
> Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier
> Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shitzu
> Oh, never mind....

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