** Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
** Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
** House passes gas tax onto senate
** Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
** Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
** Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
** William Kelly was fed secretary
** Milk drinkers are turning to powder
** Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
** Quarter of a million Chinese live on water
** Farmer bill dies in house
** Iraqi head seeks arms
Ingrammaticalness doesn't help not any either
** Eye drops off shelf
** Squad helps dog bite victim
** Dealers will hear car talk at noon
** Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
** Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests
** Miners refuse to work after death
** Two Soviet ships collide - one dies
** Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter
** Never withhold herpes from loved one
** Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy
** Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984
** Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better
** If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while
** War dims hope for peace
** Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency
** Cold wave linked to temperatures
** Child's death ruins couple's holiday
** Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
** Man is fatally slain
** Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
** Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation
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