Life in the 1500's and Modern Clichés:  Discover the historic origin of clichés like "raining cats and dogs," "dead ringer," and "don't throw the baby out with the bath water."

Word PowWow -- Expounding Hour Vocabulation:
BEELZEBUG (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Governmentium -- heaviest element yet discovered.

Top 51 Oxymorons (and then some, by Pablo): Including: definite maybe, pretty ugly, computer jock, peace force

Toys and Religion and Politics: DEMOCRAT - My brother is bigger than your brother and he says you have to let me play with you.

Occupational Hazards: A professor is one who talks in other's sleep.

Wonder Liners: Clones are people, two

Wasatch "Front" -- a bunch of wieners? - the rest of the story about the origin of the name 'Wasatch'

World's Easiest Quiz? by Miss Nomers:  Which country makes Panama hats?  Ecuador, of course!

Daffynitions: EYEDROPPER \i'-drop-ur\: a clumsy ophthalmologist

Mo ses   New word definitions based on new prefix "Mo," short for Mormon.

Punny Definitions: The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

Wise Guy Signs: Plumber -- "We repair what your husband fixed"

Songs for the Seasoning DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

Poe Computer (Edgar Allen) (decomprosed)

A Mother's Dictionary: HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

Tom Swifties: "I won't let a flat tire get me down," Tom said, without despair.

I like this show mom - kids say the darndest things.

The Tator Family: Some people never do anything to distinguish themselves from others. They might be called "Common Taters."

Panda Bar: Don't mess with him.

Dyslexic Mnemonics and Other Word Weirdnesses: Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Word Trivia: There is a lack of correlation between the spellings of "corollary" and "correlate."

Paradoxes of Our Time Humorous yet serious reflections.

Think Like a Lawyer: Want an orange?

QuotaBulls and Common Sensicles: 
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Chiasm of Success in Life: begin and end drooling and in diapers.

Mergermanieconomics: 3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood.

Valentine Poems for Rednecks You have som'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.

Dog Breeds -- Newfangled Criss-Krosses: Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Spellin Erros & Miss Translations

English as the official language of Europe - The British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has been accepted a five year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish.

I Halve a Spelling Chequer

Lessens in Righting -- Content-Disposition: Puns are for children, not groan readers.

Actual excuses for school absences

Paradoxes of the English Language: The present is a good time to present the present to the President.

They Really Said It -- Headlines Without Editors : "Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation"

Signs That Weren't Supposed to be Funny: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager."

Moments When Saying Nothing Might Have Worked Out Better: "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." (Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC)

Punctuation on Mars vs. Venus "A woman without her man is nothing"

Kids on the Bible -- actual statements from young learners.

Become as a Child? -- a parody for parents who know better.

Pope:  "They Left out an 'R'"

Doctor in Line at the Pearly Gates

Wise Men in Fire Hats?

101 Reasons to Look Forward to the Fullness of the Gentiles and the Last Days

Computer Contest Between Jesus and Satan

Buttprints in the Sand

Adam & Eve & Children Consolation for parents from the best Parents

Gilligan's Idles

How to Tell if Your Ass is Too Small (not as bad as it sounds)

Twenty Things to Say When BATF Troops Storm Your House - "No, I won't vote for Gore.  How many times do I have to tell you?"

Jesse Jackson - For everything else there's Master Card

Roger Dodger! (mini *.exe program for tallying your valuable Clinton votes)

Politician's Scriptural Dyslexia -- "Favorite Bible verse" is John 16:3?

Bill Clinton's Hall of Flame