Are your investments in order? Below are some of the latest rumors from
Wall Street. In the wake of the AOL/Time Warner deal, here are the latest
mergers we can expect to see:
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace
Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become
Polly-Warner-Cracker.
3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood.
John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere Abi.
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to
become Zip Audi Do Da.
Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become Honey I'm Home.
Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become Mine All Mine.
Federal Express and UPS merge to become FED UP.
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturingreproductive organs.
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become
Fairwell Honeychild.
3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and become 3
Penney Opera.
Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge and
become Knott NOW!
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