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Punctuation on Mars vs. on Venus

A college professor asked his students to punctuate the following sentence:

A woman without her man is nothing.

The men responded with:

A woman, without her man, is nothing.

The women responded with:

A woman: without her, man is nothing.

Thus the communication breakdown between men and women is explained!

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contributed by Clara Howard

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