Signs That Weren't Supposed to be Funny

**In a New York restaurant:
"Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager"

**At a Santa Fe gas station:
"We will not sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container."

**In a Florida maternity ward:
"No children allowed."

**In a New York drugstore:
"We dispense with accuracy."

**In the offices of a loan company:
"Ask about our plans for owning your home."

**On a New York convalescent home:
"For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."

**In a funeral parlor:
"Ask about our layaway plan."

**In a clothing store:
"Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."

**In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:
"15 men's wool suits, $10.00. They won't last an hour!"

**Outside a country shop:
"We buy junk and sell antiques."

**In the window of an Oregon store:
"Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"

**In a Pennsylvania cemetery:
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."

**On the grounds of a public school:
"No trespassing without permission."

**On a Tennessee highway: 
"When this sign is under water, this road is impassable."

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