Songs for the Seasoning

 

    SCHIZOPHRENIA:
    Do you Hear What I Hear?

    MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
    We Three Queens Disoriented Are

    DEMENTIA:
    I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

    NARCISSISTIC:
    Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

     MANIC:
     Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
     Streets and Stores and
     Office and Town and Cars and Busses
     and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and..

    PARANOID:
    Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

    PERSONALITY DISORDER:
    You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna
    Pout, Maybe I'll tell  you Why...

    OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
    Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, =20
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle  Bell,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
    Bell, Jingle Bell  Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
    Bell, Jingle Bell,  jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,=20
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle  Bell,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
    Bell, Jingle Bell  Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
    Bell, Jingle Bell,
    Jingle Bell Rock............(better start again)

    PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:
    On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to
   Me (and then took it  all away).

    BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
    Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire...