7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of
difference.
Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
*Anarchist - We can play with anyone's toys we want, whenever we
want for as long as we want.
Anglican - They were our toys first.
Atheist - There is no toy maker.
Baptist - Once played, always played.
Baha'i - All toys are just fine with us.
Branch Davidian - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
Calvinism - He who dies with the most toys was eternally predestined
to win.
*Capitalist - He who dies with the most toys, wins.
Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
Church of Christ Scientist - We are the toys.
Church of Christ - He whose toys make music, loses.
Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go
straight to hell if we catch you selling yours.
Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer
dry.
*Democrat - My brother is bigger than your brother and he says you
have to let me play with you.
Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.
Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.
Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins.
Hedonism - To heck with the rule book!? Let's play!
Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.
Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
*Libertarian - No one is going to tell me what I can and can't do
with my toys.
Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
*New Age - Go stand in front of your mirror and contemplate your
inner toy.
Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from,
let's just play with them.
Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk in unintelligible languages,
wins.
Pantheism - All toys are interrelated or There are no
toys--everything is sacred
Polytheism - There are many toy makers.
*Republican - Let the kids keep their toys.
*Satanist - I'm going to smash all your toys.
*Socialist - My mom says you have to share that toy with me.
Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck.
*Theosophy - All toys came from the original One Toy.
Unitarian Universalist - I respect your toy even if you disrespect
mine.
Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second.
*Wiccan - Let us breath in harmony with our Toys.
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