Wonder Liners

  - Dyslexics have more fnu

  - Clones are people, two

  - Entropy isn't what it used to be

  - Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!

  - Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses

  - Eschew obfuscation

  - Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs

  - 186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

  - A mouse is just an elephant built by the Japanese

  - A waist is a terrible thing to mind

  - Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor

  - Anything free is worth what you pay for it

  - Atheism is a non-prophet organization

  - Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!

  - COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage

  - Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

  - Editing is a rewording activity

  - Everyone is entitled to my opinion

  - Gene Police: YOU.. Out of the pool!

  - Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy

  - I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure

  - My reality check just bounced

  - Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art

  - What if there were no hypothetical questions?

  - Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery

  - No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway

  - Boycott shampoo...  Demand REAL poo!

  - IRS  - Be audit you can be!

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